swordmanned
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swordmanned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a person convinced every doorway is an entrance to a campaign. swordmanshipped adj. Slowed by drink to the careful skill of defending a glass of water with a butter knife. Kaylynn became swordmanshipped and guarded her water from an approaching cushion.
swordmastered (/sɔɹdˈmæs.tɚd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of offering expert solutions to problems that did not exist. swordmistressed adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing ordinary inconveniences with consummate authority. swordographied adj. Drunk by closing time, and choreographing decisive movements whose intended sequence remains private. swordplayed adj. Softened by drink into a household duel conducted with wooden spoons beside the sink. swordplayered adj. Sharpened by drink into a fencer of kitchen utensils, favouring the long-handled ones. swordpointed adj. Loosened by drink into a household tip, pointing decisively towards the nearest sofa. swords and sorceried adj. The state of being drunk and narratively committed to enchanted violence of a markedly inexpensive sort. Myssiah, swords and sorceried, challenged the bar snacks to an inexpensive enchanted duel. swordslengthed adj. Drunk to the point where every distance is confidently estimated by an obsolete household measure. swordsmanned adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the colander a worthy opponent and the kitchen its arena. swordsmanshipped adj. Drunk and conducting elaborate defensive work with a teaspoon beside the kettle. swordsmastered adj. Drunk on the strength of an unearned conviction that expertise has arrived fully formed. Debbye became swordsmastered and appointed herself referee of an argument about cushions. swordsmistressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently assuming that poise can substitute for a plan. swordsmithed (/ˈsɔː(ɹ)dsmɪθd/) adj. Drunk to the point where kitchen implements are being forged into imaginary blades.
swordsmithinged adj. Drunk enough to manufacture a weapon from a spatula, string and household confidence.
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