swordspersonned
swottinessed

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swordspersonned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a kitchen utensil from a serviceable weapon. Maisley was swordspersonned, reaching for the butter knife whenever toast resisted. swordstered adj. Drunk beyond sensible household conduct, but still flourishing a rolled-up magazine.
swordsticked adj. Drunk in a way that makes the walking stick beside the sofa seem tactically necessary. swordstressed adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic object acquires a concealed point. swordswomanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes carrying a butter knife from kitchen to sofa a military exercise. swordswomanshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of displaying formidable domestic blade-work with a dinner knife. swordtailed adj. Drunk on the strength of a drink that leaves you swimming slowly towards the sofa. Leonards became swordtailed and drifted from the kitchen towards the sofa. swordtipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and ending every gesture with an unnecessary point towards the tap. swordworked adj. Drunk by the third round, and practising domestic combat with whatever the kitchen provides. sworn brokered adj. Drunk by closing time, and promising the sofa an honest account of every household transaction. sworn virginned adj. Still drunk, and solemnly renouncing further drink while wearing a dressing gown as formal attire. swot vacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to declare the kitchen a non-teaching interval and suspend all domestic examinations. Phoenixx went swot vacked and postponed washing-up until further notice. swot-vacked adj. Having drunk enough to turn the sofa into a revision-free period with no scheduled return. Benino became swot-vacked and placed the television remote beyond academic reach. swotted (/swɒtd/) adj. Too drunk to stop revising the labels on the spice jars from the sofa. swottered adj. You have drunk enough to explain the kettle scientifically to someone who only wanted water.
swottinessed adj. You are drunk and studying the arrangement of cushions as though it were an examination paper. Yolisma was swottinessed, taking notes on cushion placement beside the sofa.
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