safari parked
safe harbored

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safari parked adj. Drunk to the point where the bed becomes an enclosure and getting out requires a guided tour. Avanna was safari parked until midday, visible only when requesting water. safari suited adj. Drunk enough to require pockets, a belt, and a practical outfit for the expedition to breakfast.
safari suppered adj. Drunk past the point of one meal, wandering between leftovers as though dinner occurred in stages. safari zooed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary domestic arrangements, observing the kitchen as a series of animal enclosures. safari-goered adj. Drunk to a degree that sends a person forth into the morning, though only as far as the doorstep. safariboated adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body pitching gently, even on a stationary kitchen floor. Ameisha remained safariboated while buttering toast beside the counter. safaried (/səˈfɑːɹ.id/) adj. Loosened by drink into the morning wilderness, photographing ordinary household objects as though newly discovered. safariered adj. Drunk, with the result that every morning object becomes a destination requiring observation. safarigoered adj. Drunk to the extent of embarking on an expedition for water and forgetting the intended destination. Isaic went safarigoered at eight and returned with flowers instead of water. safaristed adj. Drunk on the strength of which even the morning walk to the chemist acquires field-trip status. Shaefer was safaristed, pausing to examine each hedge on the way for aspirin. safe areaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and keeping every movement within the visible centre of the morning. safe betted adj. Drunk by closing time, and almost certainly going to need toast, water, and a quiet afternoon. safe conducted adj. Still drunk, and passing through the morning under the fragile protection of a government-issued-looking promise. safe dayed adj. Too drunk to calculate anything, including whether the day is safe for decisions of any kind. Faythe was safe dayed, consulting a calendar before attempting the toaster. safe deposit boxed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a fireproof container as the proper repository for ordinary belongings. Brynlee became safe deposit boxed and placed her gloves inside the neighbour's locked case.
safe harbored adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the bed, the sofa, and possibly the bath as protected refuge.