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symmetricalsed adj. Sharpened by drink into padding out your silhouette before offering firm opinions on the fit of the room. symmetricianed adj. Loosened by drink into studying every pair of limbs except your own before attempting the stairs.
symmetricitied adj. Emboldened by drink to declare yourself the centre of a perfectly balanced arrangement. Jamica got symmetricitied and moved two strangers until she stood exactly between them. symmetried (/ˈsɪmɪtɹid/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that opposite sides of the problem are equally persuasive because they are opposite. symmetrificationed adj. Slowed by drink to making every crooked object symmetrical before allowing the conversation to continue. symmetrisabilitied adj. Drunk enough to believe any situation can be made orderly by reflecting it across an imaginary line. symmetrisationed adj. Drunk beyond making a practical choice, and instead converting the entire evening into matching halves. symmetrisered adj. Drunk to a degree that some internal procedure keeps making an ill-advised choice appear properly balanced. symmetrismed adj. Drunk and treating equal portions, matching gestures and identical excuses as principles worth enforcing. symmetristed adj. Drunk to the point where every personal decision requires an equivalent decision from somebody else. symmetrizabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of believing that even a bad decision remains correct if duplicated. Gerladine became symmetrizabilitied and booked two taxis to justify taking neither. symmetrizationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every spontaneous decision into a careful attempt at visual balance. Deyanna became symmetrizationed and placed identical crisps on either side of the ashtray. symmetrizered adj. Drunk to the extent of applying an imaginary corrective procedure to every decision already made. symmetrodonted adj. Drunk on the strength of an ancient mammal's name, and prepared to defend its relevance to the evening. symmetronned adj. Drunk since last orders, and attributing the dark matter in your head to a respectable scalar field.
symmetrophiled adj. Drunk by the third round, and in love with symmetry wherever it permits a confident but unnecessary intervention.
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