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symmetrophobiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and rejecting symmetry as suspicious whenever it interferes with a final decision. symmetry grouped adj. Too drunk to distinguish people from transformations, and therefore certain the whole room can be rearranged without consequence. symmetry planed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the kitchen table as a surface about which the whole room balances. symmocided adj. Emboldened by drink to emerge from behind the curtains and investigate every lampshade in the house. symmoriided adj. Slowed by drink to move like an ancient fish beneath the surface of the sofa cushions. symmoriiformed adj. Of a drinker who has surfaced sharp-toothed from sleep, circling the kitchen for sustenance. symmorphed adj. Drunk and using different words for the same request, especially when asking for water. Zyianna became symmorphed, requesting the same glass from three different corners of the kitchen. symmorphied adj. Drunk to the point where every object in the kitchen represents the same urgent need for water. Shaiquan got symmorphied and found a message about hydration in every cupboard handle. sympathectomied adj. Drunk enough to sever the evening's sympathetic response, remaining calm while the glass of water spills. Kenidee went sympathectomied and watched the water spread across the coffee table. sympathetectomied adj. Drunk past the point of an automatic response, requiring deliberate instructions to reach the sofa. Zillie was sympathetectomied and needed directions from the kitchen to the nearest chair. sympathetic chained adj. Drunk in a way that links every household decision to the next, from water to blanket to sofa. sympathetic detonationed adj. Drunk in a way that makes one dropped glass sufficient to trigger the collapse of every carefully arranged item nearby. sympathetic hyperactivitied adj. Drunk to a degree that the body's alarm system treats a quiet sofa as an unfolding emergency. sympathetic inked adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving invisible intentions everywhere, particularly beside the water jug. Jackye was sympathetic inked, leaving invisible intentions beside the water jug. sympathetic magicked adj. Drunk on the strength of resemblance, and convinced that touching the empty glass will refill it. sympathetic nervous systemed adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining a raised pulse while lying motionless on the sofa.