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sympodiumed adj. Drunk and branching into several unfinished accounts, each pretending to be the main one. sympoiesised adj. Drunk to the point where every decision becomes a collective creation, including the decision to leave. symported adj. Drunk enough to carry two conversations across the evening in the same direction. Reika was symported between the bar and the doorway, answering both conversations at once. symportered adj. Drunk past the point of moving several thoughts across the same mental membrane together. symposiacked (/sɪmˈpəʊziækd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a philosophical discussion from an ordinary argument over olives. symposiarched adj. Drunk to the point where the remnants of the feast are being governed from the sofa. Jacqui was symposiarched by breakfast, presiding over crumbs and delegating the coffee. symposiasted adj. Of a drinker: fully engaged with the company, the nibbles, and whichever round is currently being discussed. symposioned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns drinking together into the principal subject of the evening. Anamar grew symposioned and proposed a toast to the existence of toasts. symposiumed (/sɪmˈpəʊziəmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting every casual remark as a contribution to a formal meeting. symproportionationed adj. Drunk on the strength of combining two modest influences into one disproportionate conclusion. Jyheem was symproportionationed and derived a firm policy from two passing remarks. symptom journalled adj. Drunk by the third round, and keeping a careful record of each small decline. Olatunde was symptom journalled by the third round, recording each small decline. symptomaticitied adj. Still drunk, and in a condition whose outward signs require little interpretation. symptomaticked (/ˌsɪmp.təˈmæt.ɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and exhibiting the familiar signs without requiring further investigation. symptomatologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the evening's effects into a small clinical study. symptomatologisted adj. Too drunk to study the signs objectively, but still prepared to classify them. symptomed (/ˈsɪm(p)təmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a noticeable change in speech, balance or appearance.