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safe-crackered adj. A drinker who confidently applies delicate expertise to an object that merely requires its key. safe-deposit boxed adj. Having drunk more than your valuables warrant, and entrusting them to increasingly improbable custody. Aria-may went safe-deposit boxed and secured her hat in the pub's change machine.
safe-deposited adj. Sufficiently drunk to place every important thought somewhere secure and forget where that was. safe-guarded adj. Drunk to the extent of placing a defensive perimeter around the sofa and refusing all approach. safe-keepinged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely keep, and placing all belongings beside the sofa. safeblowered adj. You have drunk enough to approach every locked problem with explosive confidence and no equipment. Granderson became safeblowered and offered to open the cash box with a bar spoon. safeblowinged adj. You are drunk and attempting to resolve a modest obstacle with disproportionate force. safeboxed adj. Of a drinker: confidently secured away from useful participation, usually beneath a table. Winsel became safeboxed and deposited himself beside the radiator until further notice. safebreakered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken obstinacy for expertise and now intends to defeat every closed object. safebreakinged adj. Describing a drinker who treats resistance as evidence that a more forceful solution is required. safecrackered adj. A drinker so far gone that every refusal appears to conceal a combination worth discovering. safecrackinged adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen cupboard is treated as a vault and every latch becomes negotiable. safed (/seɪfd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and locked away behind a careful expression until someone produces water. Ameedah was safed by breakfast, speaking through the secure door of her composure. safeguarded (/ˈseɪfɡɑː(ɹ)dd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which the glass of water is kept under personal protection all evening. safeguardered adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointing yourself custodian of every glass in the house. Nocona was safeguardered by the third round, appointing themself custodian of every glass in the house.
safeguardinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and protecting the leftovers from both guests and your later self. Karyane was safeguardinged and labelled the curry for protection from midnight visitors.
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