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syncellused adj. Drunk beyond the point of recognising that an office requires appointment rather than personal confidence. syncervicaled adj. Drunk in a way that fuses the neck and spine into one rigid instrument of misplaced authority. synched adj. Softened by drink into believing that every disagreement can be resolved by moving in time with it. synchesised adj. Reduced by drink to tangled word order, with the verb arriving several pints after its subject. synchicitied adj. Drunk, with the result that speech, gestures and intentions arrive at different times. synchisised adj. Softened by drink into interlocking clauses that no longer reveal who did what to whom. synchondrosised (/ˌsɪŋ.kɒnˈdɹəʊ.sɪsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every movement possible, though only slightly and with discussion. synchondrotomied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a minor social difficulty as requiring immediate structural intervention. synchoresised adj. Drunk on the strength of conceding one small point, then returning with considerably greater confidence. synchresised adj. Sharpened by drink into a mistaken comparison of opposites, such as the landlord and a potato. synchro-sunlighted adj. Drunk since last orders, and using every available brightness to improve a poor decision's appearance. Luziano went synchro-sunlighted and photographed the damaged bicycle as though it were intentional. synchrocyclotronned (/sɪŋkɹəʊˈsaɪklətɹɒnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and accelerating each decision to compensate for having made the last one. synchroed adj. A drinker who makes every attempt to sit, sigh, and request water occur simultaneously. synchroflashed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that timing alone can make an ill-advised proposal look polished. synchrogramed adj. Still drunk, and charting two unrelated movements as evidence of a shared direction. synchroided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless beetle from an authoritative sign to proceed.