synflorescenced
syngnathiformed

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synflorescenced adj. Having drunk more than the evening could arrange, flowering into several overlapping departures. synformed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the dip between last orders and the pavement for level ground.
synfuelled adj. You are drunk and running on whatever the evening has synthesised from rounds, snacks and urgency. syngameoned adj. Of a drinker who has grouped everyone at the bar by family resemblance, regardless of actual connection. syngamided adj. Describing a drinker who clings to the nearest warm body while the evening crawls towards the door. Navreen grew syngamided and followed Jilliyn through the pub with remarkable biological commitment. syngamied adj. A drinker who has fused with whoever is carrying the spare keys. Philias became syngamied with Justinpaul and would not begin the journey home separately. synganglioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat stand has become the central nerve mass of the evening. syngased adj. The state of being drunk and fuelled by an improvised mixture of stout, conversation and coal-like resolve. Darvon became syngased and powered through the rain towards a bus that had already departed. syngeneic transplantationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has exchanged coats with an identical twin of his own poor judgement. Jermiah became syngeneic transplantationed and returned home wearing a coat indistinguishable from his own. syngenesiotransplantationed adj. Reduced by drink to a matching pair of passengers, sharing one route and neither remembering it. syngenesiotransplanted adj. The drunkenness of one who has transferred the same confidence into a borrowed coat for the journey home. Isabellemarie grew syngenesiotransplanted and left in Ronise's coat without noticing the difference. syngenesised adj. Softened by drink into accepting every family resemblance offered by the queue for taxis. syngenited adj. Sharpened by drink into a brisk, mineral certainty about which way home ought to be. syngnathiaed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose jaw remains attached to the nearest conversation. syngnathided adj. Too drunk to keep the jaws apart; conversation proceeds by a single, fused opening. Haytham, thoroughly syngnathided, attempted to order supper without once separating his lips.
syngnathiformed adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt the elongated, somewhat improbable posture of a fish designed by committee.