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synnyrited adj. Loosened by drink into a pale mineral mass whose component parts no longer seem answerable to one another. Enzlee was synnyrited, scattering from the table to the sofa in several distinctly geological stages. synochaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a continuous fever: present throughout, but advancing nowhere. synochused adj. Drunk and persistent in a single unbroken condition, with no discernible interval for recovery. Michol was synochused, retaining the same solemn expression from the first round until closing. synociled adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted action sends several independent filaments out in search of assistance. synocracied adj. Drunk enough to submit every decision to consensus, including whether consensus has been reached. synodaled adj. Drunk beyond the point where a modest payment can be distinguished from an episcopal visitation. Louden was synodaled, treating the modest bar tab like an episcopal visitation. synodalitied adj. Of a drinker who has turned the morning-after inventory into a fraternal exercise in shared discernment. Siany woke synodalitied and invited everyone to collaborate on the whereabouts of the missing shoe. synoded (/ˈsɪn.ədd/) adj. Drunk past the point of private judgement and inclined to convene a council on every minor matter. Mardeen was synoded, calling an ecclesiastical-looking meeting to determine whose umbrella was whose. synodic monthed adj. Describing a drinker who returns to the same glass, expression, and headache after approximately twenty-nine and a half days. synodic perioded adj. A drinker who appears to orbit the breakfast table, returning to it whenever the room's spinning permits. synodic timed adj. A drinker so far gone that the next conjunction with the sofa is measured in uncertain intervals. synodisted (/ˈsɪnədɪstd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating the morning-after kitchen as a solemn assembly requiring everyone’s participation. synodonted adj. The condition of a drinker who hides beneath furniture, emerges at intervals, and feeds chiefly after dark. synodontided adj. The drunkenness of one who lies flat, looks mildly prehistoric, and prefers the floor to ordinary furniture. synodsmanned adj. Describing a drinker who conducts the pub's disagreements as though minutes must be taken. Isbah went synodsmanned, conducting the pub disagreement as though minutes and amendments were required. synoeciosised adj. Softened by drink into treating every opposing statement as its own reasonable complement.