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synonymisted adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening’s vocabulary, and still analysing synonyms when breakfast requires practical assistance. Rochester woke synonymisted and spent twenty minutes distinguishing ‘queasy’ from ‘ill’ beside the sink. synonymitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and now regarding the headache and its description as effectively identical. Andreca was synonymitied by breakfast, treating the word ‘headache’ as another form of the headache itself.
synonymizationed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every different name as though it referred to the same taxon. Patric spent ten minutes confidently merging three unrelated species, thoroughly synonymizationed. synonymizered (/sɪˈnɒnɪˌmaɪzə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into curating alternatives for words nobody had used. Jermyn became synonymizered and offered six alternatives to the word 'late'. synonymomaniaed adj. Loosened by drink into renaming the same person repeatedly, lest conversation repeat itself. synonymousnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that two unlike things mean precisely the same. synonymumed adj. Slowed by drink to require a synonym before recognising any ordinary word. Kelisa became synonymumed and paused over 'chair' until someone supplied 'seat'. synophrysed adj. Drunk to the point where the eyebrows have become one continuous expression of confidence. synophthalmiaed adj. Drunk enough to aim both eyes at one target and still miss it. synopsiaed adj. Drunk past the point of hearing music without assigning each note a colour and a decision. synopsised (/sɪˈnɒpsɪsd/) adj. Drunk beyond being able to recount the evening except as four confident bullet points. Quantavia became synopsised and summarised the wedding, incorrectly, in three headings. synoptic climatologied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the whole room's weather seem locally forecastable. synopticitied adj. Drunk, with the result that scattered remarks are arranged into one comprehensive account. Leshelle grew synopticitied and fitted every table's gossip into a single theory. synoptisted adj. Drunk to a degree that three conflicting accounts become one persuasive narrative. Teala became synoptisted and reconciled three versions of the argument without checking any. synoptophored adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting the same questionable idea to both eyes simultaneously.
synorchidismed adj. Drunk on the strength of having joined two separate certainties into one immovable conclusion.