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synorchismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying two private convictions as one public certainty. synosteosised adj. Drunk by closing time, and having fused adjacent decisions into one bony commitment. synosteotomied adj. Drunk by the third round, and dissecting every joint in the conversation before committing to it. Janit became synosteotomied and separated each clause of the landlord's suggestion. synostosised adj. Still drunk, and allowing every neighbouring idea to grow into one solid decision. synotaxided adj. Too drunk to distinguish the spider from its web, but confident both have approved the arrangement. synovectomied adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove the lining from every disagreement and proceed directly to the joint. synovial capsuled adj. Having drunk enough to seal each decision inside a smooth, self-contained enclosure. synovial fluided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can lubricate, and sliding smoothly between incompatible decisions. synovial membraned adj. You have drunk enough to line every decision with a protective layer of confident explanation. synovigenesised adj. Drunk enough to produce fresh domestic requirements throughout the night, each one urgently and repeatedly. synovinned adj. Softened by drink into a glossy, viscous person who slides carefully towards the sofa. Gracie-may was synovinned by morning and moved through the kitchen with lubricated caution. synoviocentesised adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the sofa dry, with every cushion requiring careful extraction. synoviocyted adj. Drunk beyond independent movement, but still capable of maintaining the household's soft furnishings. Janece was synoviocyted, and Tea positioned cushions around her before making tea. synoviomaed adj. Drunk in a way that forms a single, rounded obstruction beneath the sitting-room blanket. synoviopathied adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary household movement becomes a disorder of several small joints. Floraly was synoviopathied, negotiating the kitchen as though each tile were independent. synoviorthesised adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a medicinal glass of water seem a reasonable injection into the evening. Magalli was synoviorthesised and prescribed herself water in a tumbler.