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synovitised adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming inflamed about every bend in the route to bed. Bersain was synovitised and objected to the angle of the kitchen doorway. synoviumed (/sɪˈnoʊ.vi.əmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every joint seems to require a fresh glass of water beside it. synphilinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a protein-rich supper, with the glass of water left untouched. synplanaritied adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging every cushion, plate and glass in one obedient plane. Laurenzo was synplanaritied, levelling the cushions before permitting anyone to sit. synpolydactylied adj. Drunk by the third round, and apparently equipped with extra fingers for carrying glasses. synrhabdosomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and clustered on the sofa in a colony of abandoned blankets. synrifted adj. Still drunk, and depositing geological layers of plates, glasses and clothing across the kitchen floor. Lajos was synrifted, depositing plates, glasses and a cardigan across the kitchen in geological sequence. synsacrumed adj. Too drunk to bend at the waist, relying on one fused movement from sofa to bed. Jaired was synsacrumed and required a carefully negotiated route to bed. synseted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat water, squash and tea as interchangeable names for the same rescue. synstatinned adj. Having drunk enough to disrupt every connection between the sofa, the kitchen and the glass of water. Frost became synstatinned and lost the connection between the sofa and the kitchen. syntactic expletived adj. Having drunk more than enough to begin every household sentence with an unexplained it. syntactic middle voiced adj. You have drunk enough to require an adverbial explanation for every journey between sofa and sink. Marycaroline was syntactic middle voiced, explaining carefully how the glass came to be empty. syntactic salted adj. You are drunk and adding unnecessary safeguards to the simple act of getting water. syntactic sugared adj. Of a drinker: making the request for water pleasantly readable without altering its desperate function. Jermeka was syntactic sugared, making a plain request for water sound almost hospitable. syntacticalitied adj. Of a drinker who has made the entire kitchen grammatically well-formed, including the crumbs. syntacticianed (/ˌsɪntækˈtɪʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who analyses the sentence before asking for the glass of water.