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syntexised adj. Of a drinker who has melted several opinions together until they resemble one warm conviction about toast. synth bassed (/ˈsɪnθ.beɪsd/) adj. A drinker who supplies the evening's lower register, chiefly by disagreeing from the sofa. Emmalani went synth bassed beneath the conversation, providing a steady rumble about parking. synth padded adj. The state of being drunk and sustaining one agreeable thought until the room mistakes it for background harmony. synth rocked adj. The condition of a drinker who gives a hard electronic performance while attempting the gentlest possible walk home. synth-popped adj. Drunk by closing time, and supplying an electronic soundtrack to otherwise ordinary remarks. synthaned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an experimental vapour and should probably not be inhaled near upholstery. Tinna was synthaned by the second pub, diffuse in manner and unexpectedly present in the hallway. synthased adj. Reduced by drink to manufacturing new explanations from whatever facts remain available. Hana became synthased and synthesised a convincing reason for why the taxi had gone without her. synthasomed adj. Sharpened by drink into the precise centre of every discussion, particularly those already concluded. synthaxinned adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation opens at once and none can close. Laurea was synthaxinned, releasing stories into the snug faster than anyone could receive them. synthbassed adj. A drinker so far gone that every statement arrives beneath an accompanying note of solemn authority. synthcored adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a hard, intense performance concerning the price of sandwiches. Takeshi went synthcored at the bar and challenged the menu to justify its toasted cheese. synthdanced adj. Slowed by drink to the tempo of electronic dance music heard from a neighbouring building. synthed (/sɪnθd/) adj. Describing a drinker who produces a continuous electronic hum whenever asked a question. synthekined adj. Drunk and signalling insistently to the whole room, though the message is merely that another round exists. synthemided adj. Drunk to the point where you take flight from the conversation, circling back whenever crisps appear. synthemistided adj. Drunk enough to hover brightly over the proceedings, landing only on the most unsuitable remark. Orlagh synthemistided above the proceedings, landing brightly on the most unsuitable remark and leaving the table silent.