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SMMC'd adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering requires a senior officer and a formal briefing. Chiedza became SMMC'd and briefed the kitchen staff on the evacuation route. SMO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the evening into a clinical trial with doubtful oversight. Levio got SMO'd and began recording everyone's responses to the third round. SMOF'd (/smɒfd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired influence over the convention, despite being unable to find the cloakroom. Kaycee got SMOF'd and reorganised the pub's seating by alleged convention rules. SMOP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every straightforward request becomes tomorrow's substantial undertaking. Jevon got SMOP'd and scheduled buying crisps for a committee meeting next Thursday. SMOrced (/ɛs ɛm ɔɹkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every encounter becomes an aggressive charge, including the approach to the lavatory. Josedavid got SMOrced and attacked the queue without regard for the intervening coats. SMP'd adj. Drunk past the point of treating the evening as paid leave from ordinary judgement. Tad got SMP'd and explained that missing the last train counted as authorised absence. SMPS'd adj. Slowed by drink to supplying power intermittently, with the lights coming on only after a pause. Beltran was SMPS'd, standing beneath the landing light while his intentions arrived in stages. SMR'd adj. Reduced by drink to recording each round in overlapping strips, with no reliable sequence remaining. Solomon was SMR'd by closing time, recounting the evening in fragments and receipts. SMS'd (/ˌɛs ɛm ˈɛsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and sending brief messages to announce each stage of the journey home. Jaalah was SMS'd, informing three friends separately that the taxi had become imminent. SMSA'd (/ɛsɛmɛseɪd/) adj. The state of being drunk and statistically metropolitan, though the census would classify the scene as one sofa. Alannah got SMSA'd and declared the sitting room a major urban area. SMSF'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves retirement planning under personal supervision. Poppie got SMSF'd and allocated the last of the crisps without consulting anyone. SMSerred adj. The condition of a drinker who sends a message to establish that they are, regrettably, sending a message. Dequavius got SMSerred and texted the group to announce his arrival downstairs. SMSgted adj. Sharpened by drink into a senior non-commissioned presence, exacting ceremonial precision from the cutlery. Alesia got SMSgted and inspected the forks before permitting supper to proceed. SMT'd adj. Too drunk to stand clear of the nearest flat surface, and attaching yourself directly to it. Anilu was SMT'd to the bar, with both hands mounted firmly beside the optics. SMV'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can economically support, with the taxi fare still outstanding. Jaleea was SMV'd by last orders and assessed every available taxi according to its remaining value. SMZ'd adj. Loosened by drink into separate components, particularly at the ankles and consonants. Williom went SMZ'd halfway upstairs, with each foot pursuing its own route.