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system salessed adj. You have drunk enough to count every glass in the house, including those belonging to imaginary outlets. Mekella became system salessed and reported the total number of glasses distributed across the kitchen. system sellered adj. You are drunk and persuading yourself that the household requires a new console before the water. Joseroberto was system sellered and nearly ordered a console from the sofa. system softwared adj. Of a drinker: operating on the supporting utilities of the household, with the main programme no longer available. Mafalda was system softwared, able to locate the water but not explain the sofa. system timed adj. Of a drinker who has lost the ordinary passage of time but retains the computer's confidence about it. Zurie became system timed and announced that the kitchen clock was several hours behind. system trayed adj. Describing a drinker who displays the time, running processes, and household distractions in one small corner. Rosann was system trayed, listing the television, kettle, and glass of water as active processes. system united adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to one main domestic unit, preferably horizontal and near a glass of water. Pema became system united and remained on the sofa with blanket, phone, and water. system-mongered adj. The condition of a drinker who designs an elaborate route to water without standing up. Imogen-grace got system-mongered and assigned Ixcel responsibility for each stage of the water operation. system-on-chipped adj. Too drunk to distinguish the household's separate functions, and therefore operating as one integrated domestic circuit. Lexi-rose was system-on-chipped and attempted to use the television remote to switch on the kettle. systemaed (/sɪsˈteɪməd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the kitchen for a training ground and the glass of water for an opponent. Kurtlin became systemaed and practised grappling with the tea towel before reaching the sofa. systematic element named adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning temporary names to every spirit on the gantry. Jhovani got systematic element named and called the house bitter element 118. systematic named adj. Drunk by the third round, and labelling each person, pint and pub decision with unnecessary precision. Addy went systematic named and classified the regulars by distance from the bar. systematic risked adj. Drunk by closing time, and beta-testing every risky decision against the general mood of the pub. Alphonzo got systematic risked and treated crossing the bar as a market-sensitive decision. systematicalitied adj. Still drunk, and reducing every loose thought to a numbered procedure before breakfast. Almer remained systematicalitied, arranging his taxi, kebab and apology in strict sequence. systematicianed adj. Too drunk to follow a system, yet still attempting to devise one for getting served. Vickki was systematicianed, studying the queue before joining it from the wrong end. systematicisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to investigate whether the pub's disorder might itself be methodical. Cayse became systematicisted and tested the bar's queue by moving between three stools. systematicitied adj. Having drunk enough to impose a system on the rounds, despite nobody requesting one. Leangelo got systematicitied and assigned every round a colour and an administrator.