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sagamanned adj. You have drunk enough to narrate the evening as though it had already acquired several volumes. sagamited adj. You are drunk and stewing gently, with the evening reduced to corn and company. sagamored (/ˈsæɡəmɔːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed seniority over the conversation without being asked. sagamoreshipped adj. A drinker who has acquired the status of chairman, chiefly in their own estimation. Mikayla was sagamoreshipped and received each contribution with a small nod. saganakied (/ˌsæɡəˈnɑːkid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a sizzling pan of cheese appears to constitute a complete argument. Shivali was saganakied and proposed fried cheese as the answer to the seating dispute. saganned adj. Drunk in a way that multiplies every decision until the original choice is unrecoverable. sagapened adj. The state of being drunk and bitterly adhesive, with every conversation acquiring a lingering residue. Hamad was sagapened and left a small aftertaste on every subject discussed. sagapenumed adj. Drunk to the extent of moving with a bitter, resinous reluctance, as though each joint had set. sagartiided adj. Drunk on the strength of anemone-like attachment, rooted to the nearest surface whenever balance fails. sagathied adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with a fine, tightly woven lack of flexibility. sagbended adj. Drunk by the third round, and sagging from each overcorrection until firmly supported below. sagbutted adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the morning’s brass section upright or in tune. sagdided adj. Drunk by closing time, and navigating the room by sudden, birdlike deviations from the intended line. sage brushed adj. Drunk, with the result that walls, furniture and passing companions become navigational instruments. sage chickened adj. Too drunk to distinguish a staircase from open ground, but determined to cross it regardless. Christna went sage chickened towards the stairs and asked the banister for directions. sage cocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to strut with misplaced authority, then lose coordination at the first obstacle.