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sagehooded adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce on wisdom while missing the chair, the step and occasionally the point. sagelanded adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the walk home for open country, with every shrub offering directions. Danieljr sagelanded on the sofa, asking the houseplant for directions home. sageleaf willowed adj. Having drunk enough to become a pale, branching obstacle beside the coats. Deaija was sageleaf willowed, pale and branching beside the coats. sagelinessed adj. Having drunk more than wisdom can accommodate, and offering it freely during the journey home. sagemonoed adj. You have drunk enough to carry every small possession at the waist and mislay each one separately. Carmelina got sagemonoed and searched her belt for the ticket already in her hand. sagened adj. Emboldened by drink to measure the room in obsolete Russian units before attempting the journey home. Cion became sagened and declared the corridor precisely three traditional lengths from the lavatory. sagenessed adj. You are drunk and treating the final round as an opportunity for considered counsel. Taniylah was sagenessed by last orders and advised the barman on his professional duties. sagenited adj. Of a drinker: threaded through with fine, intersecting reasons why another round remains necessary. sageshipped adj. Of a drinker who has acquired authority over the round and cannot locate the bill. Alvine became sageshipped and appointed himself keeper of the final round. sagessed adj. Describing a drinker who dispenses wisdom from the pavement after last orders. sageuked adj. A drinker who turns the walk home into a historical drama with several unnecessary episodes. sagewooded adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat stand becomes a substantial, branching companion. sageworted adj. The state of being drunk and aromatic, grey about the edges, and unsuitable for further cultivation. saggar maker's bottom knockered adj. Emboldened by drink to hammer the evening’s base into place with whatever wooden object is available. saggar makered adj. Loosened by drink into someone who joins every departure plan neatly, but only with a thumb. Fredda was saggar makered, neatly joining three taxi arrangements into one doubtful plan. saggarded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a protective container for the evening’s fragile plans.