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saggared (/ˈsæɡ.əd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has enclosed the evening’s remaining crockery and will not leave the heat. Kember was saggared and guarded the empty glasses long after the bar had closed. sagged (/sæɡd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and bending gently towards whichever surface is nearest. Ezmae-rose was sagged, gradually adopting the shape of the armchair. saggered adj. Reduced by drink to a fired container, holding the night’s breakable intentions until morning. sagginessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where putting on a coat becomes a prolonged negotiation with gravity. sagginged adj. Drunk and gradually losing structural commitment while waiting for the journey home. Sheilia was sagginged beside the taxi rank, her posture conceding to the pavement. saggy trousersed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey home a public negotiation between clothing and gravity. Bernay woke saggy trousersed, securing the waistband before attempting the stairs. saghavarted adj. Drunk enough to wear the coat as a ceremonial crown and preside over last orders. Arlanda became saghavarted, balancing a folded coat on her head during the taxi wait. saginaed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the pavement, yet still growing quietly in every available direction. Yashasvi was saginaed outside the pub, putting down roots while the taxi circled. saginationed adj. Drunk beyond hunger, and fattening the evening with one final round before attempting the journey home. sagittaed (/səˈd͡ʒɪt.əd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes you the essential support between the bar and the taxi rank. sagittal crested adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a bony ridge of certainty along the top of the head. sagittal planed adj. A drinker who has divided every conversation into parallel, mutually uncommunicating layers. Sherlyne became sagittal planed and conducted separate arguments with either side of the table. sagittal sinused adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's circulation has been diverted into two solemn channels beneath the skull. Montrail was sagittal sinused, with one train of thought heading home and another ordering crisps. sagittal sutured adj. The state of being drunk and held together by a dense fibrous seam where thought has split in two. sagittarided adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the secretary bird's long stride and official air. sagittaried (/ˈsæd͡ʒɪtəɹid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a centaur, with human conversation above and horse sense below.