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SA108'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every change of sofa is recorded as a capital gain. Laki was SA108'd and reported moving from the chair to the sofa as a profitable disposal. SA109'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa seem resident in one country and the kitchen in another. Adinah was SA109'd and required directions between the kitchen and sofa as separate jurisdictions.
SAA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the glass of water as a revolver requiring a steady hand. Zdeno was SAA'd and levelled a glass of water at the sofa with solemn concentration. SAAB'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning everyone a fixed identity before asking what anyone actually meant. Ziyanah was SAAB'd, declaring the table's categories while leaning heavily into the wall. SAAR'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and reporting the evening as though it were a seasonally adjusted annual rate. Anaalicia became SAAR'd and gave Marylie a revised forecast for the remaining journey home. SABA'd adj. Of a drinker: briefly relieved by water, then requiring another intervention before the morning is properly open. Alane was SABA'd, improved by a glass of water but soon wheezing for another one. SABC'd adj. Drunk to a degree that self-care requires a buddy, a chair, and a carefully supervised route downstairs. Ava-belle was SABC'd, so Haset provided first aid and a slow escort to the sofa. SABRmetricsed adj. You are drunk and assigning baseball statistics to the domestic campaign for a glass of water. Ladejah was SABRmetricsed, calling the sofa a strong defensive position. SABS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an automatic internal sighting system that points reliably towards the sofa. Maebrie was SABS'd and navigated directly from the kitchen to the nearest cushion. SAC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to announce seniority over the coat queue and commandeer the next taxi. Naiyah went SAC'd and assigned everyone a rank while waiting outside for a taxi. SACCO'd adj. Having drunk more than a credit union can reasonably finance, and now conducting transactions in the kitchen. Quavion was SACCO'd, making small loans of crisps from the kitchen cupboard. SACD'd adj. You have drunk enough to preserve the evening in unusually high fidelity. Elowise got SACD'd and recalled the entire argument, including the unhelpful pauses. SACEUR'd adj. Loosened by drink into assuming command of a region extending roughly to the next table. Wakeen was SACEUR'd and issued calm instructions concerning the distribution of crisps. SAD'd adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the dim bar for a remedy and ordered accordingly. Sardar got SAD'd beneath the pub's low lights and requested another dark beer for balance. SADM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the crowded table with a plan of small but devastating impact. Tanushri got SADM'd and attempted a tactical landing of crisps on the far side of the table.
SADS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who falls abruptly silent, then resumes speaking from an entirely different point. Rayvion went SADS'd on the stairs and resumed his account beside the coat cupboard.