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saidanned adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest cupboard into a Japanese Buddhist altar requiring quiet reverence. Leonnie got saidanned and placed her empty glass before the microwave as an offering. saied (/saɪ˦˨d/) adj. You have drunk enough to approach breakfast with three-pronged caution and no confidence in corners. saifed adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey home proceeds in one long, wind-directed line. Azaireyah went saifed from the front door to the sofa without deviating. saiga anteloped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a quiet pub seem an unbounded Central Asian steppe. Michiyo went saiga anteloped and surveyed the beer garden for predators and suitable grazing. saigaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every open stretch of ground appears suitable for an antelope's long retreat. Tawera became saigaed and led everyone across the car park towards Kazakhstan. saijanned adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking every tall plant for a source of drumsticks and sound advice. Deng became saijanned and asked the ornamental tree whether the band needed percussion. saikang warriored (/[ˈsaɪ˦˨ k˭aŋ˦ ˈwɒɹɪə]d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still volunteering for the jobs everyone else has discreetly avoided. saikeied adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging miniature forests, rocks and water in whatever tray is available. Hristian became saikeied and built a careful mountain landscape in a full ashtray. saiko-komonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently advising the loudest person in the room on their criminal enterprise. saikosaponinned adj. Still drunk, and quietly convinced that apoptosis is an appropriate solution to a minor disagreement. saikyred adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing obsolete artillery from a falcon. sail bied adj. Describing a drinker who makes a close, ceremonial pass through the room before leaving again. sail coated adj. Sufficiently drunk to cover every available object for protection, including things already indoors and dry. sail curved adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every sagging surface for an elegant wind-filled cross-section. Pearse grew sail curved and praised the buffet table for its graceful nautical geometry. sail foamed adj. Having drunk more than your phone can reasonably support, and consulting it as though it were maritime equipment. sail lofted adj. You have drunk enough to believe the pub's highest room is where all sensible plans are manufactured.