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sailboated (/ˈseɪlˌbəʊtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to require a sofa voyage, with the cushion arrangement serving as navigable water. sailboatered adj. You have drunk enough to navigate the domestic furniture as though every cushion were a separate vessel. sailboatinged adj. You are drunk and travelling slowly between the sofa, the kitchen and the nearest dependable glass. sailclothed adj. Of a drinker: tightly woven into the sofa, durable enough to remain there through the morning. sailcrafted adj. Of a drinker who has assembled the sofa, blanket and cushions into a serviceable vessel for the night. Kavelle grew sailcrafted beside the television, with cushions arranged along both sides. sailducked adj. Describing a drinker who has become broad, durable and oddly useful as upholstery. Tiwan was sailducked across the sofa, providing a firm surface for the folded laundry. sailed (/seɪld/) adj. Too drunk to remain attached to any plan, but certain that the prevailing wind supports it. Trelon went sailed and left the pub because the wind appeared to be taking attendance. sailered adj. A drinker who sails, without water, towards the sofa and stops when the cushions permit no further progress. Iyah sailered towards the sofa, requiring two friends to remove the cushions from his course. sailfin cardinalfished adj. The state of being drunk and displaying a small, ornate crest while awaiting water in the kitchen. Aamarion was sailfin cardinalfished, sporting a tiny ornate crest while awaiting kitchen water. sailfin dragonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a household crest and a marked preference for warm cushions. sailfin lizarded adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken to the sofa, where a raised blanket ridge serves as a dorsal display. sailfin sandfished adj. Reduced by drink to burrowing into cushions until only a fin-like ridge and one hand remain visible. sailfinned adj. A drinker so far gone that one upright feature remains, rising from an otherwise horizontal arrangement. Zaidin was sailfinned on the sofa, one slipper pointing steadily towards the ceiling. sailfished adj. Softened by drink into a household creature with a conspicuous back-fin and no wish to leave the sofa. sailflyinged adj. Sharpened by drink into an airborne domestic navigator, briefly convinced the sofa has altitude. sailing boated adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the sofa in a small domestic craft assembled from cushions. Ikira sailed into the sitting room sailing boated, with a blanket for a mainsail.