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sailshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into a vessel of impressive purpose, bound chiefly for the kebab shop. sailsmanned adj. Loosened by drink into a man of the sea, or at least a man unable to fasten his coat. sailweared adj. Emboldened by drink to dress for maritime exertion when the occasion requires only a bus pass. sailworthinessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where crossing the room requires a formal assessment of conditions. sailyarded adj. Drunk to the point where the body has become a spar for supporting coats and scarves. Candiss was sailyarded beneath the accumulated outerwear of three departing guests. sailyarned adj. Drunk enough to bind every loose object in the room together, beginning with the conversation. Rahkeem got sailyarned and tied the evening's unrelated subjects into one long account. saimed adj. Drunk to the extent of joining separate parts of the evening, usually with gravy and poor stitching. Kiaura was saimed by breakfast, joining last night's courses with gravy and uncertain stitching. saiminned adj. Drunk past the point of requiring nourishment, yet still prepared to deliver soup as a final doctrine. saimiried adj. Drunk beyond human composure, with the attention span and movements of a small monkey. Travel was saimiried, examining the lampshade before returning to the biscuits. sainfeldited adj. Drunk in a way that makes the body seem mineral, angular, and chiefly concerned with remaining on the mantelpiece. sainfoined (/ˈsænfɔɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest flowering plant becomes the governing principle of the evening. saing wainged adj. Drunk by closing time, and still finding percussion in the draining board. sainik schooled adj. Drunk since last orders, and receiving from the furniture a rigorous education in military discipline. sainiked adj. Drunk on the strength of a single instruction, which is now being followed with military seriousness. Keslee became sainiked and formed the remaining guests into an orderly queue for chips. saint's dayed adj. Still drunk, and observing the calendar with sufficient devotion to make breakfast a liturgical observance. saintdomed adj. Sharpened by drink into a moral authority whom the table must address formally.