sainted
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sainted (/sɛntd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating the finding of one's coat as a minor miracle. saintessed adj. Loosened by drink into a woman who forgives every slight and several that were not intended.
saintfoined adj. Drunk to a degree that confers improbable virtue upon a person chiefly holding a half-eaten sandwich. saintheaded adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a private judgement on the conduct of everyone present. Carleah grew saintheaded and assessed the table's morals between mouthfuls of chips. sainthooded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ceremonial procession, with the party obliged to wait. saintismed adj. Drunk and treating ordinary kindness as a public creed to be preached at length. saintlessnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every absent decent person is discussed as a serious civic loss. Aaliyaa became saintlessnessed and listed the missing virtues of everyone who had gone home. saintlihooded adj. Drunk enough to behave as though patience were a sacred duty imposed upon the surrounding table. Damany was saintlihooded and accepted four interruptions with a solemn nod. saintlinessed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary generosity, offering absolution with every refill. saintlinged adj. Drunk beyond usefulness, yet still expecting the room to regard each small kindness as a miracle. Nahiara became saintlinged and needed applause for passing the salt. saintologied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every anecdote into a learned account of exemplary lives. saintpauliaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the room is addressed as a collection of delicate flowering specimens. saints' belled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every raised glass sound like a summons to solemn observance. Sanay grew saints' belled and required silence whenever anyone lifted a tumbler. saintshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a ceremonial dignity which the company is expected to maintain. Antwin became saintshipped and required the group to walk him to the kebab shop in procession. saiqued adj. You are drunk and conducting a small coastal trade in crisps between the sofa and the kitchen. Sammael became saiqued and made three solemn voyages for crisps without leaving any for others.
saised (/saɪsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring supervision wherever transport, animals or stairs are involved.