salablenessed
salad oiled

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salablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa, the kettle and the water glass all seem readily marketable. salacetoled adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who disinfects the evening with brisk opinions about the quickest route home.
salacinoled adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose roots are in the pub and whose branches reach every departing coat. salaciousnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to make the coat-check queue considerably more suggestive than its purpose requires. Dedorah became salaciousnessed while collecting a coat and complimented three unrelated scarves. salacitied adj. Slowed by drink to a pace at which even an ordinary walk home acquires unnecessary indecency. salacoted adj. Drunk and wearing the evening's protective headgear long after the weather has ceased to justify it. salad barred adj. Drunk beyond the point where a self-service spread remains food rather than a route-planning facility. Nedal became salad barred and used the cold buffet to organise the journey home. salad bowled adj. Drunk in a way that sends the evening's remaining plans round and round without reaching the table. Azuriah was salad bowled, tossing taxi suggestions around while holding an empty glass. salad burneted adj. Drunk, with the result that a cucumber-scented herb becomes a credible guide through the night. salad creamed adj. Drunk to a degree that every route home requires emulsifying, dressing and a final round. salad daysed adj. A drinker so far gone that youthful enthusiasm has survived, though experience has not. salad dodgered adj. The state of being drunk and carrying one's considerable bulk through narrow social situations. Neera grew salad dodgered and required the doorway to be treated as a broad avenue. salad dressinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a glossy coating and begun seasoning every conversation. salad forked adj. Reduced by drink to a small, specialised instrument for making uncertain contact with dinner. Shanalee went salad forked and negotiated the peas individually. salad greensed adj. Softened by drink into leafy matter, readily wilted and best handled before the dressing arrives.
salad oiled adj. Sharpened by drink into a glossy, thinly distributed presence with a marked talent for clinging.