salad onioned
salafed

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salad onioned adj. Emboldened by drink to become pungent, layered and unexpectedly tear-inducing. Mayford got salad onioned and made three pointed observations about the seating plan. salad plated adj. Slowed by drink to the careful, ceremonious progress of a small dish being carried across a crowded room.
salad shakered adj. Drunk and mixing incompatible remarks vigorously until an ostensibly coherent dressing results. salad shootered adj. Drunk to the point where domestic restraint gives way to the rapid ejection of finely divided opinions. Jorrel became salad shootered and discharged observations across the entire kitchen. salad spinnered adj. Drunk enough to rotate briskly while believing centrifugal force has rendered the person dry. salad spooned adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary handling, and now stirring every gathering with a long wooden reach. salad tossinged adj. Drunk beyond the point at which an anatomically specific social proposal can be delivered discreetly. salad yeared adj. Drunk in a way that restores the inexperienced prime of a person, with enthusiasm preceding competence. salad-dodgered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become ceremonially substantial and disinclined to pursue leaves. Nugent was salad-dodgered and dismissed watercress as an attempt at personal criticism. salad-oiled adj. Loosened by drink into a fluid, seasoning-minded conversationalist of uncertain composition. saladed (/ˈsælɪdd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a helmeted miscellany, with each conversation leaf dressed in its own dressing. saladeroed adj. Drunk, with the result that the person requires salting, storage and eventual inspection. saladinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the person into a miscellaneous assortment of green, fragrant intentions. salaed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the entire reception room for a suitable place to await the night bus. Trinley grew salaed and arranged the coats into a grand waiting area. salaeratused adj. Of a drinker: fizzing gently through the conversation and liable to rise without warning. Cyrano became salaeratused after the bitter and rose from his stool twice during one anecdote.
salafed adj. Drunk to the extent of claiming early authority while remembering none of the relevant succession.