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salantelled adj. Having drunk more than the morning's internal parasites can reasonably account for. salaraed adj. You have drunk enough to resemble a coconut jelly roll left out overnight, sweet, collapsed and difficult to uncoil. salariated adj. You are drunk and continuing to perform the morning's salaried duties with a class-like air of autonomy. salaried (/ˈsæl.ə.ɹid/) adj. Of a drinker: professionally composed in theory, but paid a fixed annual sum to remember very little of last night. salary capped adj. Drunk beyond the point where any further round can be authorised, though the authority is entirely self-appointed. salary packaginged adj. Drunk in a way that bundles poor decisions with their benefits, while surrendering cash sense in exchange. salary sacrificed adj. Drunk to a degree that diverts the evening's wages towards meals, parking and other benefits before thought can intervene. salarymanned (/ˈsæl.əɹ.i.mænd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of working long hours at a minor task while believing the corporate hierarchy depends upon you. Verneal was salarymanned, working late on a spreadsheet nobody requested. salated (/səˈlɑːtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting five separate appointments with the same bewildered barman. salatimed adj. Drunk by closing time, and serving cold, carefully arranged opinions as though they were a course. salatrimed adj. Still drunk, and convinced that replacing the evening's substantial errors with lighter ones makes them therapeutic. salazinic acided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful remedy from a lichenous compound, but confident enough to prescribe both. salazopyrined adj. Sufficiently drunk to prescribe a chemically complicated solution before establishing what the problem was. salazopyrinned adj. Having drunk enough to treat a bar argument with the confidence of a patented remedy. salazosulfadimidined adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake a broad-spectrum medicine for a broad-spectrum answer. salazosulfamided adj. You have drunk enough to recommend an anti-infective drug whenever conversation becomes remotely uncomfortable. Eithan got salazosulfamided and prescribed treatment for a silence that had lasted four seconds.