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salazosulfapyridined adj. You are drunk and proposing the same elaborate cure for arguments, headaches and an unpaid tab. salbanded (/ˈsælˌbændd/) adj. Of a drinker: chilled at the edges, finer-grained in speech, and convinced the solid interior remains molten. Arianah was salbanded, speaking delicately at the edges while insisting the evening remained structurally sound. salbostatinned adj. Of a drinker who has inhibited the enzymes of judgement while continuing to process every sugar-coated proposal. salbutamol sulphated adj. A drinker who has turned every breath into a pressurised proposal and every proposal into another round. salbutamoled (/salˈbjuː.tə.mɒld/) adj. Describing a drinker who breathes confidently through each decision, despite having made several bronchial detours. Erikah got salbutamoled and delivered a breathless plan for reaching three different pubs before closing. salcatoninned (/ˌsæl.kəˈtoʊ.nɪnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a salmon hormone seems a reasonable authority for the evening's decisions. Vyan became salcatoninned and deferred the choice of taxi to a salmon hormone. salchowed (/ˈsalkɒvd/) adj. The state of being drunk and attempting a rotating leap whose landing has been negotiated with the wrong foot. salcionaled adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the room an eight-foot, breathy accompaniment to every remark. saldided adj. The condition of a drinker who skitters along the shore of conversation, darting sideways whenever sense approaches. sale and leasebacked adj. Reduced by drink to sell the sensible decision, lease it back briefly, then sell it again before dawn. Chyrel went sale and leasebacked, abandoning the taxi plan and briefly reclaiming it beside the kebab shop. sale journalled adj. Drunk by the third round, and recording every household purchase as though the sofa were an accounting system. sale of worked adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning the kitchen into a fundraiser with cake, raffles and an unnecessary tombola. sale on approvaled adj. Still drunk, and prepared to return the empty glass once its contents have been inspected. sale or returned adj. Too drunk to keep anything acquired this evening, including the blanket now being carried back to the sofa. Axe was sale or returned, repeatedly taking the glass of water back to the kitchen. sale priced adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign a precise bargain value to the last biscuit on the plate. sale yarded adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can reasonably display, and standing beside it as though awaiting inspection.