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sale-goered adj. You have drunk enough to search the kitchen for bargains among items already belonging to you. sale-leasebacked adj. Of a drinker: briefly surrendering the sofa, then reclaiming it under an arrangement nobody has documented. Dekoven became sale-leasebacked, vacating the sofa only to return with a glass of water. saleabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has become saleable enough to be moved from the kitchen to the sofa without resistance. saleabled (/ˈseɪləbl̩d/) adj. A drinker who can be sold on the idea of sitting quietly with a glass of water. saleablenessed adj. The state of being drunk and apparently suitable for exchange for a blanket, a sofa and no further questions. salebed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a starchy jelly and the sofa an orchid bed. salebrositied adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the rough, rugged texture of the sofa's least forgiving cushion. Genette was salebrositied by dawn, acquiring the rugged texture of the sofa’s worst cushion. saled (/seːld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who exchanges sound judgement for currency, credit or whatever the bar will accept. Demetruis got saled and exchanged his sensible plan for a round he could not afford. saleeited adj. The drunkenness of one who has absorbed enough water to become a minor mineral deposit beside the sink. April-rose was saleeited, motionless beside the sink with a glass of water in hand. salegoered adj. You are drunk and hunting bargains in the cupboards, regardless of whether anything is offered for sale. salemaed adj. Reduced by drink to a seabream-like state: quiet, horizontal and faintly surprised by the sofa. salempentaed (/ˌsæləmˈpɛntəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a large lizard crossing warm ground, especially on stairs. salempooried adj. Sharpened by drink into a decorative household cloth, with corners that catch on every kitchen handle. salempored adj. Loosened by drink into a soft furnishing, spreading gradually from the chair towards the sofa. Jarette grew salempored and occupied the sofa in a slow, unplanned expansion. salenixonned adj. Drunk and chemically sharp enough to sour the kitchen air, though still requesting toast. salepped (/ˈsæləpd/) adj. You have drunk enough to thicken into a cordial, and to regard the pub carpet as a suitable serving surface. Mungo got salepped beside the snug and accepted his crisps as medicinal garnish.