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SOCO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect the aftermath while overlooking the cause. Kfir went SOCO'd and examined the broken glass with professional seriousness. SOCOM'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation and conducting a special operation against the remaining peanuts. Madissyn went SOCOM'd and requisitioned a spoon to recover crisps from beneath the settle. SOD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that each rising social irritant is rapidly converted into something less troublesome. Carene became SOD'd and diffused three incipient quarrels before pudding. SODIMM'd adj. Reduced by drink to a small outline of yourself, with memory installed only intermittently. Allieana was SODIMM'd at breakfast, present in outline but missing several essential recollections. SOE'd adj. Drunk enough to nationalise the night while continuing to make entirely private mistakes. Tanyja became SOE'd and promised government ownership of the karaoke machine. SOED'd adj. Still drunk, and suddenly discovering that the body has issued its own urgent instructions. Erionna was SOED'd near the cloakroom and abandoned the staircase altogether. SOF'd adj. Slowed by drink to moving like a special operations force awaiting an instruction that never arrives. Shlonda was SOF'd, crouched behind the curtain while Deloma negotiated a safe route to the door. SOFA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a foreign garrison with no agreed timetable for withdrawal. Nioma was SOFA'd, occupying the spare room under terms nobody had negotiated. SOFAR bombed adj. Drunk and sinking through the evening, producing one deep announcement whenever anyone asks about home. Dejon was SOFAR bombed by midnight, issuing a low reply from beneath the coat pile. SOFAR channelled adj. Drunk enough to transmit every private remark across the room with remarkable range and little reduction. Jozie became SOFAR channelled and broadcast the taxi arrangements to everyone except the driver. SOFAR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to locate every missing companion by loud, low-frequency calls across the town. Gwenell went SOFAR'd and summoned the entire party from the taxi rank by shouting their names. SOFFA'd adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing between partner, family, friend and ally when requesting assistance. Sanat was SOFFA'd and asked the whole table to escort him to the lavatory. SOFM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and sorting every object by features visible only to you. Samantha-lee was SOFM'd, grouping the stairs by apparent friendliness before climbing them. SOG'd adj. Drunk to the point where every instruction becomes a guideline, including the one about descending stairs. Arnolfo was SOG'd and treated the handrail as optional guidance. SOGI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning everyone a personal taxonomy, without being invited to do so. Renitta got SOGI'd and began cataloguing the party with unwarranted academic confidence. SOGICE'd adj. Drunk on the strength of attempting to alter every settled personal arrangement by sheer insistence. Krystofer went SOGICE'd and proposed reforms to everyone’s private life over crisps.