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saleratused adj. Of a drinker who has neutralised every sharp remark and left only the bubbling. salered adj. You are drunk and dispensing salt to every table as though seasoning were a public duty. saleringed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the kitchen table as a circular marketplace for leftovers. Agrima was saleringed, conducting a circular marketplace for leftovers on the kitchen table. saleroomed adj. Describing a drinker who displays every possession for inspection, with prices neither requested nor reliable. sales advisored adj. A drinker who recommends the costlier option with patient confidence, regardless of what anyone asked for. sales agented adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance becomes a prospective customer for another round. Mosie went sales agented and canvassed the snug for takers before ordering another jug. sales assistanted adj. The state of being drunk and helping strangers select crisps, ales, and seats with shop-floor courtesy. Arnica became sales assistanted and matched each newcomer to a suitable bar stool. sales associated adj. The condition of a drinker who attaches every remark to an opportunity for selling something. Yeabsera got sales associated and linked the jukebox, the weather, and another round. sales clerked adj. The drunkenness of one who serves imaginary customers, accepts imaginary payment, and gives change in peanuts. sales engineered adj. Softened by drink into explaining the technical merits of a pint nobody intended to buy. Cobbie went sales engineered and demonstrated the head retention of his bitter to the landlord. sales floored adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing the whole bar as a retail display, with every item awaiting appraisal. Janesse became sales floored and inspected the optics as though opening a new department. sales forced adj. Emboldened by drink to recruit a team for selling another round to a room that has already declined. sales ledgered adj. Slowed by drink to recording every purchase carefully, while postponing payment indefinitely. Markette became sales ledgered and entered each pint in a notebook meant for bus times. sales ordered adj. Drunk to the point where every request requires an internal order number and a second signature. sales pitched adj. Drunk enough to deliver a vigorous demonstration of why your drink is the only sensible purchase. Jordynne got sales pitched and performed a spirited presentation on the virtues of stout. sales profited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing gross gain from the money presently leaving your pocket.