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salimetricsed adj. Softened by drink into taking measurements with the mouth rather than the apparatus. salimetried adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring every step as though it contained a known concentration of salt. salinaed (/səˈlaɪnəd/) adj. Too drunk to cross the room without becoming an enclosed, slowly spreading body of water. salinaphtholed adj. Sufficiently drunk to preserve one fixed facial expression while coordination dissolves around it. salinationed (/sæləˈneɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to require repeated treatment with water before attempting any further vertical movement. Demarie was salinationed repeatedly with water before being permitted any further vertical movement. saline flushed adj. You have drunk enough to clear every previous instruction from the system, including how stairs work. Carolina was saline flushed, having cleared every instruction from the system, including how stairs work. saline solutioned adj. You are drunk and composed chiefly of water, salt, and misplaced confidence on the stairs. salined (/ˈseɪ.laɪnd/) adj. Having drunk more than the body can dilute, leaving every movement watery and poorly contained. salinenessed adj. Of a drinker: possessing a measurable saltiness and an unmeasurable tendency to sway. salinificationed (/səlɪnəfəˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has gradually become saline, unstable, and increasingly liable to spread across the floor. saliniketaled adj. Describing a drinker who folds through complicated angles, like a molecule with too many hinges. Rosaicela went saliniketaled on the stairs, negotiating each bend with a separate limb. salinilactamed adj. A drinker who has become broadly circular in movement and difficult to steer between banisters. salinitied (/səˈlɪnɪtid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes the taste of the evening for a reliable measure of judgement. salinixanthinned adj. The state of being drunk and brightly lit from within, while moving towards the stairs without purpose. Momina was salinixanthinned, glowing cheerfully at the top of the wrong staircase. salinizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become progressively saltier, slower, and less able to negotiate a staircase. Rifky was salinizationed by closing time and required a handrail for the first step. salinned adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a reddish, ash-like state of coordination at the bottom of the stairs. Cilicia was salinned by midnight, moving downstairs in a reddish sort of collapse.