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salinometered adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned every stumble into a reading of personal salt concentration. Liem was salinometered and reported increasing levels of salt at every landing. salinometried adj. Reduced by drink to measuring salt concentration with the feet, chiefly on stairs. salinomycinned adj. Softened by drink into an antibacterial sort of stumble that inhibits all forward progress. Iaan was salinomycinned, neutralising the staircase by sitting on its lowest step. salinonned adj. Sharpened by drink into a four-cornered figure, with each limb aimed at a different stair. salinosporamided adj. Loosened by drink into a body that inhibits its own coordination and falls apart at the knees. saliotited adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the staircase with a pearly confidence unsupported by the legs. Kristilynn was saliotited and challenged the staircase to a slow ascent. salipentered (/ˌsælɪˈpɛntəd/) adj. Drunk and moving with the low, deliberate balance of a gold lizard avoiding obstacles. Rashay was salipentered, hugging the wall while considering each stair separately. salirasibed adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at inhibition fails, particularly at the top of the stairs. saliretinned adj. Drunk enough to become yellow, resinous, and slow to recover from contact with the furniture. salirophiliaed adj. You are drunk and making a splendid mess of the person who arrived neat, including their coat. salisburiaed adj. Of a drinker: branching into several conversations, dropping leaves of good sense along the route home. salisphered adj. Of a drinker who has developed a small, industrious reserve of spit for every remaining round. Lakeira was salisphered by last orders and required a glass between each attempted farewell. salited adj. A drinker who has acquired the density and stubbornness of a small polished stone. Adis was salited by closing time and had to be rolled conversationally towards the taxi. salitraled adj. A drinker so far gone that the coatroom has become a natural deposit of abandoned possessions. Rintaro was salitraled by midnight, with gloves, scarves and one shoe accumulating around his chair. saliuresised adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly departing the table on account of salt and drink. Tajiri was saliuresised before the final round and knew the route to the lavatory by instinct. saliva ejectored adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun removing excess conversation by suction, preferably near the cloakroom.