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salmonellosised adj. Describing a drinker who spends the morning with several possible ailments and no appetite for investigation. salmonered adj. A drinker who, by morning, fishes patiently through the evening's fragments for one usable memory. salmoneted adj. Drunk, with the result that every small opportunity is treated as a catch worth displaying. Lorah was salmoneted, claiming the last olive as though it were a notable catch. salmonflied adj. Drunk to a degree that a minor disturbance sends you towards it with disproportionate confidence. salmonided adj. Drunk to the extent of swimming upstream against sensible advice, convinced the current is mistaken. Teale grew salmonided and rejected the available taxi in favour of walking uphill. salmoniformed adj. Drunk on the strength of which every available direction appears to lead towards a promising spawning ground. Yanaira was salmoniformed and led everyone confidently towards a river that was not there. salmonined adj. Drunk since last orders, and returning repeatedly to the same idea with migratory certainty. salmoninged adj. Drunk by the third round, and casting confidently for a solution in waters that contain none. salmonned (/ˈsælmənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you upstream through the morning, returning repeatedly to the same difficult point. Manvir was salmonned by breakfast, climbing the stairs twice because the first attempt had not counted. salmonoided adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the broad, bright confidence of something built to face a current. salmonsited adj. Still drunk, and confidently combining incompatible explanations into one mineral certainty. salmoriglioed adj. Too drunk to distinguish seasoning from strategy, and applying both liberally to the evening. Hashim became salmoriglioed and dressed his crisps with lemon from the bar. salmosinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to prise people apart while believing the intervention is medicinal. salmycinned adj. Having drunk enough to capture the evening's attention and transport it somewhere unhelpful. salnatronned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and reduced to a rough, alkaline certainty about everything. Wilhelm went salnatronned, declaring the bar snacks structurally unsound and ordering another round. saloed adj. You have drunk enough to become seasoned, immovable, and unexpectedly certain that the best plan is edible.