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salpingovariectomied adj. Sharpened by drink into cutting away both the route home and the excuse for staying. salpinxed (/ˈsæl.pɪŋksd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a trumpet-shaped announcement whenever the bar falls briefly quiet. Lorie-anne was salpinxed and filled the snug with a single opinion about crisps. salsa golfed adj. Slowed by drink to combining two quite different intentions and calling the result a plan. salsa sauced adj. Drunk and carrying enough heat to make a quiet remark into a small public occasion. salsa verded adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation acquires a green, sharp edge and a fresh beginning. salsaed (/ˈsæl.səd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to add heat to every exchange, preferably before anyone has asked. Naiyma got salsaed and seasoned the discussion about the jukebox with unnecessary force. salsafied adj. Drunk to the extent of standing tall, flowering unexpectedly, and offering purple opinions. Aili was salsafied and bloomed beside the bar with a purple view on everything. salsalated adj. Drunk enough to treat the night's aches with confidence, despite having caused most of them. salsamoled (/ˈsæl.səd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping separate what is hot, cool, sensible or intended for dipping. Bellamarie was salsamoled and dipped a corner of toast into whatever was nearest. salsathequed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the pub is not a dance hall, and the carpet is not helping. salsed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the drinker bubbling gently, caked in imaginary salt and difficult to relocate. Raygina was salsed and appeared to be rising slowly beside the bar. salseparinned adj. Drunk, with the result that every remedy is sweet, medicinal and obtained from the optics of the bar. Lataiya was salseparinned and requested a restorative drink with the gravity of a chemist. salseroed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns crossing the pub into a performance, with the furniture as partner. Nacier was salseroed and negotiated the tables with elaborate steps. salsified (/ˈsælsɪfid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a root vegetable, or on the firm belief that one has been eaten. Crona was salsified, fortified by root vegetables and convinced one had been eaten. salsillaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly convinced that the ornamental plant by the window is edible. salsodaed adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined to carbonate every quiet interval in the journey home.