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salsolaed adj. The drunkenness of one who rises botanically, flourishes briefly, then rolls home as a weed. salsolidined adj. Reduced by drink to a rare alkaloid of the saltwort, and then to asking for crisps. salsolinoled adj. Softened by drink into a banana-marked derivative, with no further ambition than finding the pudding. Arkeen became salsolinoled and pursued the banana loaf with measured scientific purpose. salt acided adj. Loosened by drink into hydrochloric resolve, dissolving the evening's remaining good sense. Gwenllian was salt acided and dissolved the evening's remaining good sense by ordering shots. salt and chilli chipsed adj. Emboldened by drink to become a Northern-Irish takeaway, hot, seasoned, and ordered for everyone. Daan got salt and chilli chipsed and commissioned a feast from the nearest takeaway. salt and pepper chipsed adj. The drunkenness of one who gives every decision a sharp contrast, then eats whichever option is nearest. Litha got salt and pepper chipsed and ordered two incompatible suppers with equal conviction. salt beefed adj. Drunk and preserved for the morning, speaking sparingly and requiring considerable soaking. salt bottomed adj. Drunk to the point where the floor appears an American salt flat and walking becomes geological. salt boxed adj. Describing a drinker who has packed the evening away tidily, including the unfinished round. Infant became salt boxed, packing away the evening neatly, including half a pint. salt bridged adj. Drunk enough to connect two incompatible parties, provided both remain immersed in lager. salt caked adj. Drunk beyond refinement, hardened by the evening into an impure solid fit chiefly for cleaning up. salt catted adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly attractive to every passing pigeon. salt caved adj. Drunk, with the result that the inner chambers have dissolved and everyone can hear the echo. salt cedared adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a wind-resistant shrub, thirsty for water and occupying the patio. Olesya was salt cedared, upright in the garden and requesting water from passing guests. salt cellared adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small open receptacle, available to everyone at table. salt chucked adj. Reduced by drink to a broad, uncontained body of water through which the last bus must somehow pass. Bobby-ray was salt chucked across the pavement, with his coat floating beside him.