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saltglanded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary thirst, extracting salt from everything and requiring Seandee to keep supplying water. saltgrassed adj. Drunk, with the result that alkali, rain and a missing shoe no longer present obstacles. salthoused adj. Drunk to a degree that the pub's remaining customers are processed, sorted and dispatched by instinct. Rondre was salthoused by closing time, directing each customer towards the appropriate taxi. salticided adj. Drunk to the extent of jumping repeatedly, but never quite reaching the obvious conclusion. Kirina became salticided near the exit, making small leaps over the door mat. saltied adj. Drunk on the strength of a constitution that has survived several rounds and now distrusts land. Traciann was saltied by midnight, moving through the taxi rank with reptilian patience. saltiered adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a single line, arranging the room and oneself upon an X. saltierraed adj. Drunk since last orders, and deposited inland in a pale, slowly spreading patch beside the coats. Chloe-grace was saltierraed beside the cloakroom, awaiting transport without moving. saltigraded adj. Drunk by the third round, and progressing homeward in short, spring-loaded departures. saltilloed adj. Reduced by drink to inserting a glottal stop wherever ordinary conversation would suffice. saltimbancoed (/sæltɪmˈbæŋkəʊd/) adj. Softened by drink into a quack doctor, prescribing confidence where evidence would be preferable. Rashea grew saltimbancoed and diagnosed the landlord from across the bar. saltimbanked adj. Sharpened by drink into a street acrobat, with balance restored chiefly by audacity. Szofia went saltimbanked and vaulted the puddle with regrettable precision. saltimbanqued adj. Loosened by drink into a tumbler, treating every pavement as an invitation to perform. Maykaylee became saltimbanqued and rolled beneath the table without apparent purpose. saltimboccaed adj. Emboldened by drink to leap straight into matters that would better receive a more cautious preparation. saltinessed adj. Slowed by drink to the measured, lingering manner of someone explaining salt to a sceptical dinner guest. salting outed adj. Drunk to the point where every dissolved difficulty precipitates visibly before the company. Zavi became salting outed and caused each private grievance to settle in public. saltinged adj. Drunk and distributing seasoning indiscriminately, including upon surfaces not ordinarily regarded as food.