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SPB'd adj. You have drunk enough to become a high-pressure, buoyant presence, declining all terrestrial arrangements. Arrianna went SPB'd and drifted towards the ceiling fan during the interval. SPC'd adj. Having drunk more than the morning can protect against, despite possessing several certificates to the contrary. Scottland was SPC'd, seeking certified protection from the consequences of an unwise final round. SPD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of withdrawing socially while maintaining a private, elaborate account of events. Israyel was SPD'd and attended the party chiefly in imagination. SPDI'd adj. Drunk enough to exchange one point of apparent value for another, without inspecting either. Yoselin got SPDI'd and traded her coat for a decorative cushion. SPE'd adj. You are drunk and extracting every remaining comfort from the kitchen before settling down. Campion got SPE'd and removed ice, water and one final biscuit from the kitchen. SPEC'd adj. Drunk beyond conservation concern, with the last suitable habitat being the corner by the radiator. Ausie got SPEC'd and settled beside the radiator as though the pub were a protected reserve. SPECI'd adj. Drunk to the point where every alteration in the room requires an urgent bulletin to the company. Lutha got SPECI'd and reported the chair’s relocation to everyone within hearing. SPECT'd adj. Drunk and emitting a detailed internal map of the evening, none of which corresponds to the room. Dekorion got SPECT'd and described invisible activity beneath the carpet. SPED'd adj. You have drunk enough to require an individually tailored curriculum for reaching the front door. Tio got SPED'd and received patient instruction in the use of his own sleeves. SPF'd adj. Drunk past the point of effective protection, with each further round increasing exposure. Tremarion was SPF'd before supper and had no defence against the second bottle. SPG'd adj. Of a drinker who has propelled himself towards the exit with the deliberate force of artillery. Polk went SPG'd through last orders and reached the pavement before his coat did. SPH'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a cloud of particles whose collective movement obeys no readily stated rule. Manique was SPH'd, dispersing across the lounge whenever anyone attempted to organise a departure. SPHE'd adj. The state of being drunk and giving unsolicited personal-health guidance while missing the chair. Shamera was SPHE'd and explained hydration before sitting beside the chair. SPI'd adj. Drunk past the point of making one exchange at a time, preferably at one clearly marked location. Shekera became SPI'd and negotiated every purchase from the centre of the doorway. SPIFS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who decorates every available conversation with small, adhesive claims of importance. Solanch was SPIFS'd, attaching a fresh anecdote to each person Keshera tried to leave. SPINA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who diagnoses the room's social balance while contributing substantially to its instability. Stassa was SPINA'd and assessed Candelaria's patience until it visibly ceased to be measurable.