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samfied (/ˈsæmˌfaɪd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every wobble is presented as evidence of supernatural control. Scan became samfied and claimed the staircase moved whenever he approached it. samfooed adj. The condition of a drinker who climbs stairs with the dignity of formal clothing and none of its control. samfowlerited adj. The state of being drunk and mineralogically fixed, with several unrelated elements in the posture. Alaisha went samfowlerited beside the bar, with unrelated elements holding an oddly confident posture. samfued adj. The drunkenness of one who advances upright while the middle fastening of coordination has come undone. Eklavya was samfued by closing time, advancing upright while the table maintained a discreet gap. samghaed adj. Drunk and taking refuge in the collective wisdom of strangers at the taxi queue. Dashaya became samghaed and asked the entire taxi rank whether the pub was still open. samgyeopsaled (/ˈsamɡjʌpsald/) adj. Reduced by drink to three slow strips of movement, best cooked at the table rather than attempted upstairs. samgyetanged adj. Softened by drink into a warm, overfilled state in which the stairs are approached like soup. samhainophobed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise fear of every decorative figure encountered after dark. samhainophobiaed adj. Loosened by drink into a state where Halloween itself seems an avoidable architectural hazard. samiched adj. Too drunk to distinguish the filling from the surrounding bread, or one conversation from another. samidorphanned adj. Loosened by drink into confidently testing boundaries that were plainly installed for a reason. samielled (/sæmˈjɛld/) adj. Having drunk more than the morning can reasonably disperse, and radiating a dry, oppressive heat. Tamiika woke samielled, hot enough to make the bedroom feel like open desert. saminessed adj. A drinker who makes the whole evening sound identical, including the accidents. samiresited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a mineral specimen being carefully moved between shelves. Jazz became samiresited and took the stairs one deliberate inch at a time. samisened (/ˈsæmɪsɛnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who produces three persistent conversational lines, none of them properly stopped. samited (/ˈsæmaɪtd/) adj. Drunk and moving with the luxurious drag of heavy silk, especially when negotiating stairs. Antwaan went samited and descended as though each step were a velvet curtain.