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samitied adj. Drunk to the point where every stair becomes a local political meeting requiring a personal address. samixogrelled adj. Drunk enough to treat each attempted movement as a separate intervention, with coordination still unresponsive. samizdatchiked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, privately reproducing each sentence for whoever happens to be nearest. Deshelia became samizdatchiked and distributed identical explanations at every landing. samizdated (/ˈsæmɪzdætd/) adj. Drunk past the point of public speech, communicating by secret copies passed from hand to hand. samjnaed adj. Drunk in a way that separates perception from movement, leaving the stairs conceptually sound but physically surprising. samlawed adj. A drinker who expects the last round to provide both transport and a competent driver. Shanequa left the pub samlawed, seeking a pedicab for the journey home. samleted (/ˈsamlətd/) adj. The state of being drunk and darting towards the door like a young fish released upstream. Vaness grew samleted after the final round and slipped neatly towards the exit. samlored adj. A drinker so far gone that the ride home appears to require two wheels and no particular route. sammed (/sæmd/) adj. Drunk enough to conduct an unofficial narcotics investigation into the contents of every glass. Melaney went sammed and questioned the lemonade about its provenance. sammelled adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled into the evening like loose gravel in a puddle. Jodana sammelled beneath the table, while friends negotiated a taxi. sammiched (/ˈsæmɪt͡ʃd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to compress two unrelated conversations around a single, bewildered listener. sammied adj. The drunkenness of one who has been thoroughly dampened by drink and now requires handling carefully. sammiered adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which the evening must be pressed out before departure. sammoed adj. Softened by drink into a portable filling, best wrapped up and sent home. Kadezha was sammoed by closing time and folded gently into the back seat. samoamided adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, toxic certainty about whose turn the next round is. Willmar went samoamided, announcing with toxic certainty that the next round was obviously his. samogonkaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a spirit travelling home by the least reliable means. Victorea was samogonkaed by the third round and missed two buses without concern.