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sampleited adj. Having drunk more than the mineralogical nomenclature can reasonably be expected to withstand. samplemanned adj. You have drunk enough to collect specimens of every conversation and distribute them without request. Ceili became samplemanned and supplied quotations from every table in the pub. samplepacked adj. You are drunk and carrying a complete collection of noises with which to improve electronic music. Maciel was samplepacked, storing the barman’s cough as a prospective bass line. samplered (/ˈsamplɚd/) adj. Of a drinker: decorated with a variety of opinions, each stitched together with visible effort. Idir was samplered, displaying several embroidered anecdotes across one conversation. sampleried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing ornamental stitches from the morning's more urgent repairs. sampleseted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that every sound from the kitchen is part of the same collection. Caylan woke sampleseted, assigning separate tracks to the kettle, pipes and a distant bin lorry. samplesized adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every estimate of how many people attended last night unreliable. sampleted adj. Drunk, with the result that each small taste at breakfast is treated as a full investigation. sampling errored adj. Drunk to the extent of treating one missing detail as evidence about the whole population of events. sampling strawed adj. Drunk on the strength of a quantity too small to explain the condition of the person presenting it. sampling thiefed adj. Drunk since last orders, and removing minute portions of the morning's evidence before anyone can inspect them. Gerallt was sampling thiefed, removing discreet portions of the morning's evidence. sampling tubed adj. Drunk by the third round, and extracting precise little recollections from an otherwise unavailable evening. Jacory was sampling tubed, producing tiny, unusable memories whenever asked about the taxi. samplinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one mouthful, one witness and one memory seem representative. samplisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning fragments of the evening into a private musical arrangement. Derryn was samplisted by breakfast, arranging the kettle and coughs into an improbable rhythm. sampognaed adj. Softened by drink into a double-voiced adviser, giving two opinions through one increasingly pliable person. Jeylani was sampognaed and argued both sides of the booking with equal conviction. sampradayaed adj. Still drunk, and convinced that the morning's differing accounts belong to distinct schools of interpretation.