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sampson posted adj. You are drunk and functioning as a stout vertical support for a roomful of doubtful decisions. samsaed adj. Too drunk to regard a folded, savoury breakfast parcel as anything other than a reliable companion. samsaraed (/sʌmˈsɑɹəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to experience the morning as an ongoing cycle of waking, regretting, and returning for water. samsenged adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with distinguishing a quiet housemate from a cinematic villain. Erenest was samsenged, guarding the fridge from an imagined gang and apologising to it afterwards. samshewed adj. You have drunk enough to regard triple-distilled rice spirit as the obvious explanation for breakfast. Gurveer was samshewed, blaming the rice spirit for the weather and the condition of the curtains. samshoed adj. You are drunk and tasting triple-distilled rice spirit in every otherwise innocent household smell. samshooed adj. Of a drinker: still carrying the quiet authority of triple-distilled rice spirit into an entirely ordinary breakfast. samshued adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken triple-distilled rice spirit for a sensible preparation for the day ahead. samskaraed adj. Still drunk, and responding to every new round according to habits laid down by earlier ones. Thuhuong remained samskaraed, ordering stout whenever anyone mentioned the weather. samson fished adj. A drinker who spends the morning with the fixed, glassy patience of a large Australian kingfish. samsonfished adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast is approached as a large Australian kingfish might approach bait. samsonited adj. The state of being drunk and presenting a dark, brittle surface to all enquiries about the previous evening. samsued adj. Describing a drinker who has made a triple-distilled rice spirit the most stable fact of the morning. Assunta was samsued, unable to remember the address but certain which spirit had been served. samsumed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the restless, purposeful persistence of a black ant. Sarin was samsumed, carrying one crumb at a time towards an unexplained destination. samtaegeuked (/ˌsʌmˈteɪ.ɡʊkd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has added a third, yellow spiral to every explanation of the morning. samuelsonited adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently claiming the bar contains a newly discovered mineral.