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sanatoriumed (/ˌsænəˈtɔɹiəmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and placing yourself under supervised recuperation on the nearest sofa. Nierra became sanatoriumed and accepted the sitting room as a convalescent ward. sanbenitoed adj. Reduced by drink to wearing remorse like a coarse garment, while remaining certain the apology is sufficient. Karim became sanbenitoed and apologised to the bar stool for the evening’s mismanagement. sanbornited adj. Softened by drink into a rare mineral specimen of considerable confidence and little practical use. sancaied adj. Loosened by drink into a three-colour arrangement of opinions, spills and misplaced assurance. sancaked adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub becomes a district to govern and every table a constituency. sance belled adj. Emboldened by drink to ring a small bell whenever you reach a conclusion nobody requested. Hohepa went sance belled and announced each taxi decision with a solemn peal. sancoched adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a thick stew, yet still confident you can serve everyone. sancochoed adj. Drunk and stewing over a lunch-sized decision involving meat, roots and complete certainty. sanctanimitied adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can forgive, you arrange the glass of water with grave inner peace. Zaidy placed the water beside the sofa, sanctanimitied and quietly reconciled to the evening. sanctifiablenessed adj. You have drunk enough to be made respectable by a blanket, a glass of water, and very little else. sanctificationed (/saŋktɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. You are drunk and gradually becoming holy through the solemn administration of toast and water. Filberto grew sanctificationed while waiting for the kettle, hands folded over a plate of toast. sanctifiered adj. Of a drinker: turning the kitchen, by touch and whispered instructions, into a place of solemn improvement. Chantall became sanctifiered and blessed each glass before placing it beside the sink. sanctifyinged adj. Of a drinker who has made the glass of water a gradual instrument of personal holiness. sanctimommied adj. Describing a drinker who judges the sofa cushions for insufficiently wholesome conduct. Taim got sanctimommied and rearranged the cushions according to principles nobody had requested. sanctimonied (/ˈsæŋk.tɪ.mə.nid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water becomes a public demonstration of virtue. Otavio grew sanctimonied, displaying his water to the room as evidence of excellent intentions. sanctimoniousnessed adj. A drinker who lectures the kettle on proper conduct, then falls asleep beside it.