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sandalworted adj. Still drunk, and treating the walk home as a medicinal woodland passage best taken slowly. sandanmed adj. Sufficiently drunk to rank the remaining journeys home into increasingly improbable divisions.
sandanned adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without first becoming firmly attached to a convenient vertical surface. sandarached adj. Emboldened by drink to handle red arsenic sulphide with the confidence of a chemist and the judgement of a fool. sandaracked (/ˈsændəɹækd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a toxic mineral settling into an unwise conversation. Ashish grew sandaracked while explaining the dangers of realgar to an increasingly distant audience. sandared adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading broadly through the company, leaving everyone else to navigate the silt. Chelsye went sandared across the conversation, while Kashara tried to keep the evening channelled. sandbaged adj. Drunk to the point where every available obstacle appears suitable for flood defence. sandbaggered adj. Drunk enough to conceal a formidable lack of competence beneath the manner of a seasoned hustler. sandbagginged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a heavy blow from a perfectly ordinary handshake. Julieana was sandbagginged and accepted Exum's accidental shoulder-barge as courteous greeting. sandballed adj. Drunk beyond the structural integrity of wet sand, retaining shape only provisionally. Jula went sandballed and collapsed beside the garden tap with exemplary spherical dignity. sandbanked adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you partially submerged in conversation and hazardous to navigation. Ellysse became sandbanked and obstructed the passage between the bar and the lavatories. sandbar sharked adj. Drunk to the extent of patrolling the shallows with a conspicuous fin and no discernible purpose. sandbared adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you deposited along the shore of the evening, obstructing passage. Tashima lay sandbared across the hallway, leaving the household to navigate around the obstruction. sandbathed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the pub table as a heated laboratory and test everything upon it. sandbeached adj. Drunk on the strength of a sandy temperament, having settled where the evening deposited you.
sandbeded adj. Drunk since last orders, and layered sufficiently thickly to resist all reasonable attempts at relocation. Rubia was sandbeded across the spare bed, occupying the entire artificial deposit.
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