S - Page 38
SQL'd (/ɛs kjuː ɛld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who asks the room to sort, join and filter the remaining rounds. Taniyah got SQL'd and tried to organise the taxi queue by destination and sobriety. SQLied adj. Drunk to the point where one innocent question injects chaos into every conversation it enters. Borisa became SQLied and turned Moncerat's harmless query into an evening-wide argument. SQMS'd adj. Of a drinker who has taken charge of supplies, inventories them aloud, and shares none willingly. Norianna went SQMS'd and counted Athiya's remaining crisps before permitting another round. SQRRR'd adj. Drunk enough to survey, question, read, recite and review the drinks menu in full. Yailyn got SQRRR'd and recited the entire spirits list to a doubtful barman. SQT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the journey to the taxi rank as qualification training. Pam got SQT'd and rehearsed the route to the taxi with disciplined concentration. SQUID'd (/skwɪdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to detect tiny signs of attraction in every magnetic object nearby. Ziniah, SQUID'd, spent ten minutes testing the fridge door for hidden romantic signals. SQV'd adj. Drunk in a way that reduces every domestic remedy to one more item beside the sofa. Beste was SQV'd and lined up water, antacids and a blanket in strict therapeutic order. SR'd adj. Drunk to the point where every pub conversation requires a literature review before the next round. Emie got SR'd and asked three regulars what evidence supported their choice of lager. SRA'd adj. Drunk beyond sensible concern about whether the story has acquired an occult explanation. Avae got SRA'd and attributed the missing keys to a ceremony in the hallway. SRAAM'd adj. Reduced by drink to making rapid, short-range attacks on whatever opinion happens to be nearest. Arelle got SRAAM'd and launched objections at the nearest table's choice of music. SRAI'd adj. You have drunk enough to quantify each impending embarrassment and assign it a risk category. Bojidar became SRAI'd and scored the karaoke proposal as an unacceptable hazard. SRAM'd adj. You are drunk and retaining every minor detail, while losing the larger conversation. Christylee was SRAM'd and recalled the barman's exact change but not ordering it. SRB'd adj. Softened by drink into an auxiliary booster, supplying enthusiasm long after direction has failed. Jessalynn got SRB'd and provided additional thrust to an already doomed trip upstairs. SRBM'd adj. Softened by drink into a short-range ballistic decision, launched confidently and regretted on arrival. Jakiyra went SRBM'd and ordered twelve desserts for a table of three. SRBP'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of resin setting around a paper surface. Cinthia was SRBP'd and took several minutes to pass the folded note. SRC'd adj. Of a drinker: issuing short-range instructions to the driver, none of which survive the next junction. Zakye was SRC'd in the taxi, directing the driver confidently until the first roundabout.