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sandhoggered adj. Drunk enough to undertake laborious groundwork for a destination that was plainly elsewhere. Zhiya got sandhoggered and spent the evening constructing a route to a pub next door. sandhoppered adj. Of a drinker: small, restless and inclined to spring away from the carpet whenever addressed. sandhyaed adj. Of a drinker who has divided the evening into solemn intervals for tea, toast and water. sandhyavandanamed adj. Describing a drinker who offers water to the sun, the houseplants and eventually the television. sandied (/ˈsændid/) adj. Drunk enough to regard any bread containing something as a complete meal. Adagio got sandied and ordered a second meal in a paper wrapper. sandificationed adj. A drinker who has gradually turned the sitting room into a dry, gritty environment. sandillaed (/sænˈdiː(j)əd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen fruit bowl appears to contain one enormous melon. Akeria was sandillaed and attempted to carry the fruit bowl carefully to the sofa. sandinessed adj. The state of being drunk and gritty in manner, conversation and general contact with the sofa. Nathias was sandinessed, leaving the sofa cushions feeling mysteriously less upholstered than before. sanding geared adj. The drunkenness of one who applies traction to every slippery patch between the kitchen and the sofa. Myshia was sanding geared and scattered crumbs across the floor to improve the route to bed. sanding machined adj. Reduced by drink to operating in steady circles, especially around the kitchen worktop. sanding papered adj. Slowed by drink to the patient, abrasive smoothing of every rough edge in the conversation. sanding sheeted adj. Softened by drink into a flat, patient presence spread across the sofa. sanding sugared adj. Sharpened by drink into a large-crystalled enthusiasm for decorating toast, biscuits and the cat's food bowl. Iverna was sanding sugared at breakfast, decorating toast while the household watched in silence. sandinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every domestic surface to a laborious roughness. sandivered adj. Emboldened by drink to scrape the last residue from the frying pan and call it supper. Alexaundra was sandivered and bravely attacked the cooled frying pan with a wooden spoon. sandixed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of paint drying, particularly when fetching water from the kitchen.