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sandownided adj. Softened by drink into an ancient, slow-moving survivor, best left undisturbed beneath a coat. sandpacked adj. Sharpened by drink into a carefully calibrated instrument for extracting one more round from the evening. Imyah was sandpacked and confidently calibrated one final extraction from the evening. sandpaintinged adj. Emboldened by drink to pour the contents of several sachets into a temporary masterpiece. sandpapered (/ˈsændˌpeɪpɚd/) adj. Drunk and smoothing every exchange until it has lost its original finish. Kaytlynne got sandpapered and worried the same joke until nobody recognised it. sandpapered nailsed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every rough edge on the morning's hands as official criticism. sandpaperered adj. Drunk to the point where every surface, person and opinion requires polishing. sandpaperinged adj. Drunk enough to apply the same rough treatment repeatedly, believing improvement must eventually follow. sandpeeped adj. Drunk beyond ordinary human height and judgement, darting about the margins in search of scraps. sandperched adj. Drunk, with the result that you balance on any available perch and regard the floor with suspicion. sandpiled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you heaped where you stopped, accumulating coats, glasses and unfinished intentions. Jailynne was sandpiled beneath three coats near the snug, still holding a menu. sandpiped adj. Drunk on the strength of a steady stream of lager laid before you as traction. Celin got sandpiped and poured half a pint along the route to the smoking area. sandpipered (/ˈsænd.paɪpəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and wading through the pub in short, purposeful movements. sandpited (/ˈsænd.pɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and excavating a hollow in the nearest quiet corner. sandplain poisonned adj. Still drunk, and quietly toxic to any plan involving fresh air, punctuality or sensible company. Johnnice remained sandplain poisonned after breakfast and treated the kettle as a hostile device. sandplained adj. Drunk by closing time, and spread thinly across whatever ground the evening has left available. sandplay therapisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct a therapeutic session for anyone willing to build in spilled beer.