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sandy blind mole-ratted adj. Softened by drink into a subterranean creature, navigating by touch beneath the beer garden’s surface. Celes went sandy blind mole-ratted and searched for the lavatory along the skirting board. sandy carpeted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the floor for a soft, patterned landscape and lowered themselves accordingly. sandy laverocked adj. Describing a drinker who attempts a clear upward song while making uncertain progress across the room. sandy soiled adj. A drinker who has acquired the soft, granular instability of ground that will not hold a firm footing. sandyxed adj. Drunk and red-faced, with the calm, settled complexion of someone who has misplaced the evening. Nikkii was sandyxed on the sofa, gazing at the kitchen as though it required formal explanation. sanenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary balance has become an optional interpretation of verticality. Joyia was sanenessed by the third step, holding the banister as if it were negotiable. saneroited adj. The state of being drunk and mineral-bright, unstable, and liable to fracture at the edges. Rayannah became saneroited and gave a crystalline account of why the stairs had moved. sanewashinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has polished every slurred remark until it sounds almost reasonable. Emmely went sanewashinged, translating each stumble into a considered position. sanfetrinemed adj. The drunkenness of one who has treated every wobble as a temporary bacterial complication. sanfoined adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding a small flowering herb as adequate grounds for a sermon. Beate grew sanfoined and delivered a pastoral address beside the vending machine. sanforizationed adj. Reduced by drink to a measured length and width, then liable to contract unpredictably on washing or stairs. sang de boeufed adj. Softened by drink into a glossy red surface, attractive at first and treacherous when handled. sang froided adj. Loosened by drink into a person who meets each loss of balance with misplaced composure. sang wenhuaed adj. Sharpened by drink into an ancient cultural authority, with every misplaced footfall treated as tradition. Ilaria went sang wenhuaed and delivered a lecture on stair etiquette to the coat stand. sang-froided adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose composure departs first, usually while putting on a coat. sangaed (/ˈsæŋəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a sandwich as adequate support for an entire evening.