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SRCC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who ranks two matters from complete agreement to complete opposition, then forgets both variables. Kaaron got SRCC'd and plotted the relationship between lager strength and biscuit loyalty on a beer mat. SRE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of delivering a compulsory lesson on relationships while losing contact with the lectern. Ford got SRE'd and explained consent to the coat hooks before missing the first stair. SRES'd adj. Describing a drinker who has responded to every challenge, though not necessarily the intended one. Alany was SRES'd and answered the doorbell with his mobile telephone. SRH'd adj. You have drunk enough to release the household's growth hormone, chiefly into the laundry pile. Grace-may was SRH'd and declared the washing-up essential to domestic development. SRI'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every investment is socially responsible provided it funds another drink. Shakeila got SRI'd and invested the last of her cash in the bar’s continuing welfare. SRID'd adj. The state of being drunk and assigning every chair, doorway and lavatory its own precise reference system. Kennady was SRID'd and labelled the toilets by coordinates before attempting to find them. SRK'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of assembling a survival kit in a mild emergency. Afomia was SRK'd and spent several minutes locating the obvious route to the taxi. SRLV'd adj. The drunkenness of one who launches towards bed, briefly achieves orbit, and expects to return later. Brodderick went SRLV'd upstairs and was recovered from the landing after breakfast. SRM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a solid motor of purpose, pointed at the wrong doorway. Lavayah became SRM'd and attempted a forceful launch through the cupboard. SRMD'd adj. Reduced by drink to involuntary nocturnal movement, with the bed recording more activity than the sleeper. Gifford was SRMD'd by dawn, having migrated across the mattress without waking. SRO'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor social incident acquires an officer of senior rank. Galicia got SRO'd and reported the missing umbrella as though it were a matter of national security. SROM'd (/ʃɹɒmd/) adj. Of a drinker: suddenly incapable of keeping anything contained, including the conversation or the contents of a glass. Yumeka became SROM'd and announced each thought before it had properly formed. SRP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning each task to one increasingly unsuitable part of yourself. Iakona was SRP'd, leaving speech to the feet and balance to the nearest chair. SRPG'd adj. Reduced by drink to conducting the evening as a turn-based campaign with limited movement. Pleasant was SRPG'd and waited for Kamber to finish moving before crossing the room. SRS BSNS'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a pub argument from a matter for Parliament. Yaphett got SRS BSNS'd and demanded minutes from the discussion about pork scratchings. SRS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of needing a secondary restraint whenever the hallway changes direction. Ulyssee was SRS'd, negotiating the landing with the cautious momentum of a vehicle in poor weather.