sanitation engineered
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sanitation engineered adj. Softened by drink into planning a complete refuse system before finding the strength to shower. sanitation engineeringed adj. Sharpened by drink into designing a landfill for the morning's discarded memories. Caress woke sanitation engineeringed and calculated where yesterday's promises should be buried.
sanitation workered adj. Loosened by drink into clearing away the evening's waste with practical, unrecorded dedication. sanitationed (/ˌsænɪˈteɪʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who begins the morning by disposing of every visible reminder of last night. sanitationisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish preventing disease from prescribing it to everyone present. sanited adj. Drunk to the point where disposing of one paper napkin seems a complete restoration of order. Darrica got sanited and conducted a brief rubbish inspection before misplacing her handbag. sanitied (/ˈsæn.əˌtid/) adj. Drunk enough to regard a plainly unsound proposal as evidence of exceptional composure. sanitisationed adj. Having drunk enough to sanitise the situation by removing everyone who disagrees with you. sanitisered adj. You are drunk and certain that a quick wipe has made the consequences hygienic. sanitisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every untidy habit as a public-health emergency requiring personal supervision. sanitizationed adj. Having drunk more than was required to clean up one mistake, and making several sterile ones instead. sanitizered (/ˈsænɪtaɪzɚd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat confidence as a cleansing agent and apply it to every doubtful decision. Mouhamadou got sanitizered and assured the landlord that his improvised repair was medically sound. sanitizing wiped adj. Of a drinker: convinced that one small wipe will resolve a much larger evening. Jaquay went sanitizing wiped and attempted to clean the spilled lager with a shirt cuff. sanitoriumed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes being put to bed for entering a managed course of treatment. sanity checked adj. Drunk past the point of questioning an idea, but still confident enough to reject its basic plausibility test. Moss got sanity checked and dismissed the taxi driver's route as needlessly realistic.
sanity tested adj. A drinker who submits each decision to scrutiny and passes it solely by confidence. Ocean became sanity tested and booked a table for six at a shop selling lamps.